Showing posts with label NBA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NBA. Show all posts

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Orlando Magic: The Pick of the GOP

When I turn to ESPN or any other seemingly reliable sports outlet, I'm looking for scores, injury updates, fantasy news, etc. I'm sure as hell not expecting or wanting to see any bullshit about this guy.



But that's just what I got yesterday when ESPNews felt it appropriate to crawl the "news" that President Obama predicted an L.A. Lakers' NBA Finals win in six games. So what if the douche correctly picked North Carolina in his NCAA bracket back in March. (By the way, accidentally stumbling across the sight of Obama and Andy Katz together pondering the 65-team field was one of the more troubling things I've seen this year. More than 15 seconds of that would have likely caused me to jump off my fucking roof.)

Anyway, I'm taking the Magic in six, and I'm hoping my Republican friends will join me. I'm with Superman.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Must-See TV: Sunday, 2:30pm on ABC

There's not often much to love about the NBA, but each spring the playoffs seem to provide the kind of moments you long for: meaningful buzzer-beaters, true MVP-like performances and some wonderful flagrant fouls.

With Ron Artest riding a two-game ejection streak and the Rockets on the ropes, there's no way I'm going to miss today's Game 4 of the Western Conference semifinals against the Lakers. It's really a shame that Yao Ming won't be around, but even if L.A. takes early control this afternoon, there will be good reason to keep watching. Especially considering that Derek Fisher will be making his first appearance since leveling Luis Scola, there could be a full throwdown. At least that's what I'll be watching for.

Hell, with any more injuries or ejections, former Big Ten Player of the Year Brian Cook may actually see some minutes for the Rockets too. The one-time Laker had some pretty good games back when he donned the ugly purple and yellow threads. Cook played the role now owned by Trevor Ariza, ironically the player for whom Cook was traded to Orlando. Ariza is a little thinner and more athletic, and I'm guessing he doesn't have the attitude problem that BC has been known to flash every once in a while.

My old U of I boy has only played six minutes this series, but what better time to drop some bombs on your old team? Honestly, though, it's more likely he'll only appear today in junk time.

Prediction: Lakers 94, Rockets 76.